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.........A small percentage of the population have trouble paying attention to important facts, so therefore needing to be re-educated repeatedly to rule out future shortcomings. The same sort of people who didn't pay attention back in the classroom. The very same people who now drive certain Astra's. But Astra's still need insuring. Even the ones you're proud of. That's why 4youngdrivers.com offers dirt-cheap motor insurance on a variety of cars, because they have no pride. 4youngdrivers.com will cheaply insure your motor whatever unfortunate badge it has on its bonnet.

In contrast, a large percentage of the population, that's to say those who aren't slightly unbalanced of acne-imprinted face and count Lacoste as their best friend; and whom benefit from the 'Complete Package' of senses; have learnt well. And have never experienced anything remotely akin to trouser arousal when the word Astra is shoe-horned stubbornly next to the word Vauxhall, to form components of a sentence that would set their enamelled teeth on edge.

This is for 2 main reasons.

Firstly, and usually, at the point in the evening when one of your colleagues, more than slightly inebriated steers the banal chat around to such griffin-badges topics, you either slip into a semi-comatose state, or, endeavour to reach for the nearest, and sturdiest appearing, hitting implement, to administer medical relief.

Secondly, and more importantly, anyone with half an idea about motoring (and a head) knows damn nicely that this arrangement of insulting verbs and nouns should never be brought up in polite conversation.

Period.

Simply because Vauxhalls, and in particular, the Astra, is crap. Not just your average crap mind. Oh no. general motors have historically gone out of their way to make the Astra, magnaminously crap. Crap beyond all belief. To auto-emotion, what William Young is to the jungle massive.

However, I have words of encouragement for your deluded pub wastrel whilst be blubs into his watered down Alco-Pops, whose only previous marginally kek-moistening experience whilst in the proximity of an Astra occurred shortly after being 'arrested at the scene'. Indeedy, as of today your exhilarating Astra-originating ride needn't come courtesy of Her Majesties Pleasure, as suspiciously-maxed Astra's can henceforth encounter another, altogether rewarding snort of speed.

You see those modding rascals over at Vauxhall fiddlers VXRacing have flung open the wood-varnished doors to their grease-laden workshop, so that someone called Carl, who insists on wearing his socks over his tracksuit bottoms, can peer inside. Better still, he can amble in to the popular manufacturers tooling shed and converse with the talented individuals who prepare Vauxhalls Touring Car racers from within.

With the aid of a translator naturally.

The VXR Performance Centre, based somewhere obscure in the depths of Oxfordshire, is the home of 888 Race Engineering Team - the very same guys who tinker with sponsor-liveried BTCC Vectra's prior to them scorching around tracks like Oulton Park and Snetterton. Seconds behind a Volvo or something.

And now they're extending their oil-smeared hand of friendship to those more familiar with the acronym ASBO. Namely you and I. well, you anyway. And moreover, offering unlimited access to their toy boxes. If you're after literally any performance bits and bobs for your Astra Sport (such as something mildly sporting perhaps?), or simply want to turn your 1987 Belmont into something that resembles a 1987 Belmont , (only that travels as fast as a vx220), then it's definitely time you afforded yourself a triple eight treat. And a course of Clearasil.

Styling kits, brake upgrades, engine re-maps, new suspension - VXR name it, and you can normally acquire it within an hour; yet now if, you can restrain yourselves long enough to see the error of your ways, then you might also see how much less agro is involved in buying the very same parts. Directly from the makers. Its not just special modding and/or performance packages they can provide either. The VXR Performance Centre are also willing to undertake special car projects. How about a full 888 race-prepared replica, er Astra?

Sounds good doesn't it?

To be honest no - it sounds like an absolute nightmare, but to you its sounds like the ultimate Christmas. One that's not spent behind bars. If you count yourself one of the tens of people out there with a passion for Vauxhalls, then see what the VXR Performance Centre can do for your motor. And when they've finished laughing, they'll probably give you a guided tour around the factory, so you witness the undisputed birthplace of the BTCC championship winning team, and find out just what goes into making a Vauxhall sports car. Other than Mechano. And maybe lift some pocket-sized VXR memorabilia in passing. Who knows? But if this makes you gag on your liquid refreshment, then point your baseball cap in the direction of the VXR Performance Centre, details of which can be found at www.vxrperformance.co.uk.

Whereas details of Burberry-cheap motor insurance can be discovered at 4youngdrivers.com. Yep! That's right Carl; you too can take advantage of 4youngdrivers.com bargain basement motor insurance policies that are designed for people like you. Where our cheap motor insurance means really small figures, the tiniest of sums that even the uneducated can understand. Why not give 4youngdrivers.com a call today.

Date - 15/09/2006