Pimped at the post by young driver car insurer

That's the fate sorry rival young driver car insurers to 4youngdrivers.com have sealed for them, for not offering the same pimped car insurance deals for their young drivers that young drivers car insurer bar none - 4youngdrivers.com - easily afford their young driver car insurers. Word on the street is 4youngdrivers.com are untouchable when it comes to young drivers car insurance, and yes bro - the 4youngdrivers.com young driver car insurance word goes something like this; We iz down wiv da young drivers car insurers iz we man. Holla! Evan doh young driver car insurers 4youngdrivers.com don speak lik diz all de time, me telling you young driver car insuring bruvs in da ghetto will not git beta dealz dan dis young driver car insurance one of 4youngdrivers.com. Chill bro - one of 4youngdrivers.com plain-speaking young driver car insuring street poets checks dis owt!....

Yo! Yo! Yo!.....word up bro...All roads lead to Birmingham - y'hear y'all?. Er, no. I think not. People journey to the lower intestines of our mighty land for many reasons. Mainly though it's to ease their designated passage to somewhere far more aesthetically pleasurable. Seeing as Birmingham 's motorway network is the gateway to just about anywhere. Hats off to the menacingly ordinary citizens of Britain 's second-most city though, for helping it gain something Essex couldn't. The title of the pimping capital of the UK no less. Well, much less as it happens, but, like the place, let's not go there. Drop da bomb man!....er, yeah, ok. The largest numbers of people who 'pimp', or modify, their vehicles reside in the industrial heart of our country, according to those that should know - MTV's 'Pimp My Ride' team. They beat off stiff competition from the lads of Essex to be awarded this ominous accolade, finishing a comprehensive 3% ahead of their nearest rival pimpers. (28% to their 23%) Newcastle limped home in third place.

MTV's motoring alternative, if you've never had the pleasure, is fronted by Tim Westwood. Big up to the main man bro!!....or not, perhaps. As Tim, if (like a lot of women) you've never had the pleasure, is a white middle-class bishop's son, fast approaching his fiftieth. Therefore well-placed to talk about the modding scene. As well-placed as he is to discuss R and B, and hip hop, in his native Brooklyn tongue; something he does a bit of as he's also a gnomic DJ. By night.

Anyway, back to the survey, which continues by revealing nigh on most of the 1000 bass-addled mumblers under questioning, admitted to spending on average £7000 a year on improving their ride. Which begs the question - why don't you just buy a decent one in the first place? The same thought as their girlfriends mull over no doubt when discovering that they have roughly £500 lavished on them over the same period. Truly amazing. The fact that I have to use dating agencies, yet this lot have partners. And most of them still live with their parents too. And approximately aged in their late teens and early twenties. You dropping the tunes or what bro??...no. listen you cock. I'm trying to tell the good people at 4youngdrivers.com about this survey, if that alright with you? Furthermore they'd rather bid farewell to their peeved girlfriends than to their beloved cars. Tragic. Oh, and when asked about what cars they would never attempt to tart up, dialect apart, they unanimously agreed on Nissan Micra's, Lada Samara's, Skoda Felicia's and, I detect a few porkies going on here, Vauxhall uber-decorated Corsa's. Hhmmm.

4youngdrivers.com doesn't ever lie when it comes down to their young driver's car insurance. 4youngdrivers.com don't need to. As their young drivers car insurance record speaks for itself.

Date - 15/09/2006